Whispers from the Closet

No volume control can drown out what has been overheard through the closet doors tonight. The memoirs of the 4 walls of the master bedroom closet will be the most anticipated release of the century as the 440 Western legacy comes to a close...

"...and then I pleasure you with my hands


... I'm embarrassed because I think they heard me"

"now that you mention it, i would love to stick it in your butt"