Of course one begs the related question: what the baker's fuck is a foyfriend? Well my callous unknowing public, a foyfriend, in it's Latin base form quite literally means "to laugh," but "secretly". They're fake boyfriends. And 440 Western seems to have their scent, alluring them with side-cast glances and whimsical follies. Their's is a forlorn attraction, stirring up heart-felt connotations that are, despite the aforementioned, worthy of afterthought and discussion. My feelings on the matter? Think Paul Rudd (circa Knocked Up and Role Models) reading a short romance novella. Our feelings would be one in the same.
"Even your smile glows at night."
