Seattle
beacons as the taste for long distance driving sours. A premonition; Taylor
has obligations to the real world, and like that, visions of Interstate, Vodoo
Donuts, the Needle... They become nothing more than hopeless pipe dreams,
slipping through our hands like Spring sand through a sieve.
Two
days left. The constraints of academia and the weight on the mind are
brooding, a storm cloud's looming overhead. Let's get out of here.
Spring break was almost
over and we hadn't done diddly-squat except surf and romp around Santa Cruz all
week. Not a total waste, but something of a hoe-hum time when everyone
else was getting trashed and naked in Cancun or sacrificing body and soul to
South Beach. We had to do something.
Alone in the upstairs
room, spliff in hand, BB and I devised with devilish smiles and maniacal laughter
a solution to these spring break blues. Earlier in the week we talked of
driving to Eureka to proclaim, "Eureka!" But the more we
thought about it, the more it sounded stupid, and Eureka was way too far away,
way up on the northern coast. And then it dawned on us. There was a
valley. A magical valley of slow living and healthy drinking where the
wine sprung from the ground like oil in Texas and the sun set over rolling
golden hills to the west. It was less than a three hour drive away.
Napa.
And we did Napa right.
The
first step is always the most important. We step with class. With
tucked in button-downs and shoes that speak leather sophistication. This
isn't Santa Cruz anymore, Dorthy.
Even Bernice was in a
dress, and I can't say I remember any day since that I've seen her so, but by
God, it happened. All squished in that little pig-bull of an Explorer
Sport, pressed tight with three in the back seat and some old familiar mix CD
blowing tunes.
Driving
east with the sun already sinking low behind us. The city turns to country,
sharp grey skyscrapers give way to warm rolling hills as traffic fades.
We leave any predispositions and concerns at the county line.
We passed the warm
Welcome To Napa sign around six in the afternoon and found a cozy little ditch
to park in over the bridge, on the outskirts of downtown. Half the
wine-tasting spots were closed or hosting some private party, and the rest were
open until eight. So we went down to a fun lookin' red brick bar called
the Bounty Hunter on the other side of the bridge that we'd seen coming in. Fun
lookin' in the sense that there was a couple seated outside enjoying a whole
grilled chicken with a beer can up its ass. It garnered our interest, to
say the very least. As we took it all in, we seemed to be missing something.
A familiar element whose particular absence was seeming to linger.
There's
a curious lacking in our demographic, and like a social exhibit, we walk by
child-filled moonbounces. By private wine tasting parties. By early
evening dinners. There's no one else our age. No one. No
twenty-year-olds. No teenagers. Just little kids, and old
grown-ups, which is odd to me. But what are you going to do, right?
Either got to dummy down, or live it up. A moment's pause at a
cigar shop then to purchase a few stogies.
Sophistication?
Sophistication to a tee, mon frère. Ten bottles to
go.
Walking over the bridge,
it was discussed and agreed upon that we would each buy two bottles of wine
tonight. Why? Why, because "It's fuckin' Napa," that's why.
It the catch-line of the evening. Mike and Grant each bought
bottles at the Bounty Hunter, a classy joint with an old stained-wood bar that
wasn't so smooth, and when you put your hand to it you felt all the grooves and
age and beer-spilled, fist-pounding moons it'd seen. Bottles of wine
adorned the walls like trophies in some Ivy League hall.
Bottle 1 is a
voluptuous Cab purchased at our new favorite bar, where the chickens have beer
cans shoved up their asses. A Mexican beer of course, only the finest.
A brew worthy of a chickens rear end; Tecate. Delectable.
Bottle 2 is a tart white
purchased and consumed at that same Bounty Hunting bar. We leave aglow
with the inklings of intoxication. The sun's long gone now as we navigate
the embalming Napa night by clear star and street light.
Next stop,
Bottle 3 is a bottle
with Jenifree. Wineologist by day, her tasting gallery typifies class.
She gives a Merlot, obviously, if only for diversification's sake.
Paul Giamatti's Sideways criticisms flash at the purchase, but by now
we're past that.
Bottle 4 is greeted with
a cordial invitation to all present company, Jenifree included. We wait
for her to close the shop, and she brings a few gems out from behind the bar.
I can now say with questioned certainty that the drink of the gods tastes
better behind locked doors. Thank you, Jenifree.
Doors still locked,
Bottle 5 is enjoyed with new friends. Any hint of social discomfort is assuaged by the volume
of fermented grapes in our system. Life stories come pouring out as we
discuss our options for the remainder of the night across the stained wood
dining table now littered with bottles and gradually emptier glasses.
Jenifree tells us of a place that would be perfect for dinner, where the
wine flows like the Euphrates, and good times and good food are sure to be had.
And back into the night.
Bottle 6 is purchased
at El Rose, the restaurant of Jenifree's choosing. She does not
disappoint. Never mind chickens with cans shoved up their behinds.
This was real food, so of course I get the ribs sandwich and another bottle.
Bottle 7 is a nice
white wine, I believe. Or a red. I don't know. What I do know
is that the taste is appetizing and the memory is continually growing fuzzy.
But spirits remain high and the laughter and conversation is at a fever
pitch, so much so that the purchase of the next bottles slides by and into
awaiting glasses.
Bottle 8 is... ah yes,
another dessert wine. A rosé at
El Rose as it were, and we stumble back onto Main Street, positively glowing
from the night's events.
We went back to the
Bounty Hunter, but by that time they'd all but closed. They did, however,
sell us two bottles of wine for our efforts, and tell us that Joe's was still
open around the corner. We could drink our wine there. But Jenifree
was tired, and that was where she took her leave and smiled,
"Goodnight!"
Bottle 9 is at Joe's
with a pitcher of beer for good measure. Everyone's already super drunk
there anyways. It's just about last call. We flirt with the older
ladies on the prowl, just for a spell before they're closing. Maybe
we're too drunk...
It
was time to light those stogies. I'd never smoked cigars before, and no one told me not to inhale. Suffice to say I was
wrecked, so much more so than everybody else. We were all lit,
and stumbling back over the bridge and to the car. Everybody leaned hard on the Explorer as I fumbled with
the keys.
"No one's driving
tonight," said Grant, and I agreed. It was cold. And we were
tired. So I laid down over the center console in front, and the other four
piled into the back and pulled the door down. Five sweet, smiling sardines
cradled away to a sway and a laugh that reeked red wine and still didn't
feel the bite of spring nights in the North. We had one bottle left.
Bottle 10 is who the
hell knows what. Who cares really? It was enjoyed amongst old friends in
close quarters. The bottle's passing hands slower and slower, and some slow-tune mash of a mix CD rocked us soft to sleep. We drift through the millions of far-off
stars out the window in that the warm blackout.
The morning wasn't so
poetic. The sun crept over the low hills early. Sharp and straight into
the car, and it was freezing. My eyes opened and it wasn't even 7:00 yet. The first thought to my mind wasn't a pretty one.
It was a head-splitting agony of one, and I opened the driver-side door
to vom. Blood red wine vomit with what looked familiarly like last
night's dinner. And if that one didn't, the second one sure as hell did.
What a waste. Then I was so hungry, and it was driving time.
As in, we had to start driving pronto; but could we? No one in the
back was going to do it, so it was up to me.
My legs were stiff. My whole body, really. And if it wasn't stiff, it hurt something god-awful, and my head still split like someone'd put an ax to it. But hey, I was fresh off the vom, so we got some gas, I got a Gatorade, and we hit the road. It wasn't ten minutes until everyone passed out again, and driving west towards the ocean had never been so rough. Or so early or so hungover either. In shotgun, BB would slip back into consciousness every now and again and keep me company for a few minutes before she dozed off once more. We were in Santa Cruz at 10:00, dropping off the King Street kids first before sprinting home, so ready to fall asleep. I made it to the living room where the sun hits the soft carpet, and you can smell the yard from the open back doors. Lizzie pranced up through the long grass for a kiss before my eyes closed.
My legs were stiff. My whole body, really. And if it wasn't stiff, it hurt something god-awful, and my head still split like someone'd put an ax to it. But hey, I was fresh off the vom, so we got some gas, I got a Gatorade, and we hit the road. It wasn't ten minutes until everyone passed out again, and driving west towards the ocean had never been so rough. Or so early or so hungover either. In shotgun, BB would slip back into consciousness every now and again and keep me company for a few minutes before she dozed off once more. We were in Santa Cruz at 10:00, dropping off the King Street kids first before sprinting home, so ready to fall asleep. I made it to the living room where the sun hits the soft carpet, and you can smell the yard from the open back doors. Lizzie pranced up through the long grass for a kiss before my eyes closed.